I am a sucker for cool advertising, and like thousands of others, when I
saw TV ads for a ball claiming to defy gravity I was pretty pumped up
on owning one. It is called a Fushigi Ball, and this mystifying ball
managed to capture the hearts of thousands, and of course the wallets of
thousands more.
Now kids, you will be disappointed, and parents, even more so for
flipping out that kind of money on a frigging ball. After all, that is
exactly what it is. Do not expect this ball to fly in the air on its
own, or to defy gravity as it seems to do in many ads.
This ball is an art form, which requires practice, patience, and more
practice and patience before you can even begin to mystify anyone. That
is, if you even have the patience for it.
I knew all this before asking for one this past holiday. I knew this
ball was not going to hover around like some sort of alien spacecraft.
However I kept thinking back to when I first became intrigued by the art
form of contact juggling, when I saw David Bowie doing it in the flick
Labyrinth when I was a kid.
For years I had always wanted to learn how he seemed to have his ball
charmed to dance across his body and hands. I picked up Chinese metal
balls with the jingly chime in them. Sadly the chime balls came with no
instructions or DVD on how to use them, so I would simply sit them
together and spin them in my hand. I had no clue I had mastered one
simple contact juggling technique at the time, but apparently I had.
I asked for the Fushigi Ball because according to the site where you
can watch demo instructions and learn more about the ball, it claimed
that the Fushigi was made from acrylic with a round metal ball inside of
it, which helps in the illusion of defying gravity.
I didn't get it, but the sales pitch was there, and I felt in order to
really go all awesome like David Bowie had, that I would need the
Fushigi, that this ball would be the answer to my childhood quest to get
a ball to dance at my finger tips.
My Fushigi Ball
I was pissed at my Fushigi Ball because the small metal ball located
inside of the clear acrylic ball was not perfectly round. Mine had
dented spots, flat spots, and was far from being round. I wondered if
this error in craftsmanship would throw off my illusions. Before
returning it for a new Fushigi Ball I figured I would go ahead and use
it first to see if it mattered any.
The Included DVD
The DVD that comes with your Fushigi Ball is by far the fastest
tutorial I had ever seen. In fact the fast pace demo's sucked, as I had
to keep on rewinding them to start over and learn a technique. It is
frustrating, especially for beginners.
Having to watch the demos over and over again at the rapid pace it
speeds through is annoying, and I was able to find more thorough in
depth instructions on YouTube for free.
Did It Work?
The golden question on many minds. Does it work. Well folks, yes it
does, but considering the target market is geared at children, most kids
are going be pretty angry and easily frustrated with their Fushigi
Balls. That is simply because the ball does nothing, and the magic and
illusion of defying gravity depends all on the flick of the hand, and
the patience of the performer. Children, well most I should say, will
not have the patience for this one.
Another little tip would be to make sure there is no glass around, or
small pets around when you are practicing with this ball. It is heavy,
and it falls hard. I imagine if I were to drop this on my tiny dog, he
would get very, very hurt. Bare feet as well is not recommended. I found
that working sitting in my bed was the best option.
Is It Worth $19.99?
No. I would definitely have to say no. Considering the fast paced demo
DVD on how to use the ball, and the poor craftsmanship of the metal
ball residing in the acrylic ball was so off it was disgusting... no way
could I say this one is worth the price, because it is not.
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