Review of Redline VPX the Ultimate Energy Rush, Fat Incinerator- Grape Flavor

My sister came up to me about 2 weeks ago full of life, and energy, as a matter of fact she had so much energy and was so chatty, that it got sort of annoying. So of course I asked, "Gurl, you on crack or something? You sniffin the Blow? What the hell is wrong with you, you're so all over the place!"
 
That's when I learned that my sister wasn't a drug addict, but she was drinking this weird new energy drink I had never heard of. When she also mentioned dropping 10 pound in only 2 weeks by drinking this magic drink, of course my blubber was interested.

She then ran... and I mean literately 'ran' to her car to fetch a bottle of it, to show me what it looked like. Now seeing my sister run hasn't happened since the 80's, so I knew whatever this drink had in it, it was powerful stuff. I imagined ephedra. I used to use ephedra and she seemed to be acting like she was on it.

She handed me a red bottle of Redline VPX The Ultimate Energy Rush, Fat Incinerator, in berry flavor. I opened the cap, took a sniff, and was repelled. It smelled awful. Like sweet sweet strawberry.
I had a feeling that this wouldn't be for me, because I have a weak stomach to bad tasting, or foul smelling things. I had a hunch that Redline would make me gag, or worse...puke.

Seeing how she had all of this energy, and promised that the drink doesn't make her crash when she comes down from this burst, I of course wanted to try it, even though it smelled bad.

So the very next day I went into 711 looking for this glorious Redline VPX The Ultimate Energy Rush, Fat Incinerator. I found it, priced at $2.75 for a plastic container. I knew I wouldn't like the Berry flavor, so instead I picked a more reasonable, and likable drink flavor. Redline VPX The Ultimate Energy Rush, Fat Incinerator- Grape. 


My sister warned me not to drink the entire contents of the bottle, otherwise it would feel like my heart was going to pound out of my chest. I knew that feeling all too well when I was an ephedra addict. So I took her advice, and drank only half of the Redline VPX The Ultimate Energy Rush, Fat Incinerator-Grape.

Flavor:
 
Redline VPX The Ultimate Energy Rush, Fat Incinerator- Grape tasted pretty goddamn awful. I won't like. I have a weak stomach, and will throw up or dry heave if I drink something awful. Redline VPX The Ultimate Energy Rush, Fat Incinerator as awful as it was though was also at the same time tolerable in a sense. I didn't gag, nor did I puke. I didn't like it, but I could withstand it.

Redline VPX The Ultimate Energy Rush, Fat Incinerator- Grape first tastes like you swallowed a gallon of sea water with some subtle Gatorade grape drink flavoring.

Feeling:
 
When I first swallowed Redline VPX The Ultimate Energy Rush, Fat Incinerator- Grape, immediately I felt a very odd cooling feeling within my chest. As comfy as this made me feel in the hot weather, it also slightly freaked me the hell out.

Within about 15 minutes though the odd cooling feeling was gone, and I was fully awake, and alert. This stuff works fast.

Now my sister and I must have different sensitivity levels when it comes to energy drinks/caffeine and so on. I got some energy, but I was not bouncing off of walls the way she was.

For me, I needed to consume the rest of the can for the full buzzed effect.

The energy buzz was an excellent one too. I had tons of energy, I was in a good mood, and my heart wasn't pumping the way some have said this drink will do.

All in all it just made me feel good. With energy for the entire day, and no crashing down when the effects wore off.

Overall:
 
Redline VPX The Ultimate Energy Rush, Fat Incinerator- Grape has been my drink of choice for quite a few weeks now. I have lost around 5 or 6 pounds since I began drinking it.

As wonderful as that all sounds though Redline VPX The Ultimate Energy Rush, Fat Incinerator is not for everyone. Pregnant women should not drink this, those on medications, those taking ephedrine, ephedra ...or... hey, heres an idea read the warnings yourself. Genius.

The warnings can also be found on the bottle. So read before your swallow. M-kay?

Click here for a full list of warnings and ingredients.