Glass Pipes for Smokers: Are They Any Good, Man?

My user name says it all, but in all honesty I haven't touched the Mary Jane since I was a teen. 18 to be precise. However at one time I was a green grass specialist. hehe. When you smoked the way I did you had it all (except for money, because I spent most of it on all my special skunks), as the pot fanatic I was, I had to have unique ways to smoking it. You know, bongs, hammers, water pipes, and of course your standard cheap gas station glass pipe.
These pipes are about 3 to 4 inches long, and usually come in tye dye like colors. No 2 glass blown pipes are alike when it comes to color. They are for the most part all the same shape.
These glass pipes have a mushroom shaped head, with a dip into the mushroom. Dis' is where yah put de' weed mon'. Next you have the pipes shaft, 'Dis' is how yah hold da pipe mon.' In the shaft is a long hole that connects to the mushroom heads hole. 'Dis' is where yah put yah lipz mon.'
These glass pipes come in beautiful colors of the rainbow, blue, green, orange, white, yellow, pink, red, black.... okay, you ged da picture mon?
I used to smoke from a standard 3 inch pipe. It was easy to plop into my pocket, glove compartment, or purse.
These pipes hit nice, they hit hard, smooth, and best of all mon, cleaning them is a cinch! Booyah!
Now some pipes are special mon, some pipes change colors for a groovy psychedelic change. Dah more you smoke mon, the prettier da pipe. Understand, you following me?
This piece was not to promote drugs, ohh no, it was to get those who already smoke, understand what other methods of smoking are out there. Ah, hah! The glass pipe is by far the easiest, breeziest device I've come across. Seeing how there are close to NO reviews on glass pipes, I would grace the Internet with one of the first. Or second, whichever it'll be. There are a lot of smokers out there, like it or not, they ain't goin' nowhere mon.
Okay, so now you are wondering where to get your pretty glass pipe right? Okay, pull up an easy seat, and listen mon, I share de' secret.
Most of these lil' bitty guys can be hard to find, however, depending on where you are from they can be found everywhere and anywhere. Here on Long Island, these glass pipes are sold in gas stations all over the place. They sell them from $5.00 to $25.00 depending on how fancy you get em. (Yep, some come in weird animal shapes, and private part shapes). You can also find them in the city of course, they are sold by vendors on the streets everywhere, they are sold in head shops, and sometimes you can even pick them up for free. (Off your friends counter mon).
Of course there is a down side when it comes to dis' lovely pipe mon. Depending where yah live mon, de cops will come down on yah pretty hard and yah can get in trouble mon. So keep yer' pipe inside mon, smoke only in de' house. Don't drive after smokin', ti's' just stupid mon!
Also be careful with yer pipe mon. They break easy if you drop em.
Take care, stay safe, and enjoy de new pipe mon.
Visit dis site to see some pipes, www.wongbong.com.