Book Review: The Tinkerbell Hilton Diaries: My Life Tailing Paris Hilton

This was quite a boring read. In fact I don't even know why Paris allowed a release on The Tinkerbell Hilton Diaries: My Life Tailing Paris Hilton.
 
Writers and publishers must have just shown her a cute cover with a picture of her dog on it, and signed for a deal. BIG MISTAKE MISS HILTON!!! 

I highly doubt she even bothered to read the content, because it was awful; start to finish.

This book is basically a 6 month journey through the eyes of Paris Hilton's well known furry sidekick. Poor little Tinkerbell.

My boyfriend actually bought me this book at Barnes and Nobles when it first came out a few years ago. Then the price was around $8. Now I'm sure you can find it thrown in a pile, at some thrift store or yard sale in the 'take me I'm free' bin.

The book is a small square shaped paperback. There are no pictures inside of the book. Nothing more than black and white ink. Which was somewhat shocking seeing how Paris' diary was nothing but images and photos of herself.

I figured this book would be all spewed up with photos of Tinkerbell wearing different designer doggie duds.The only photo of Tink though is the one on the cover, surrounded by a bunch of Paris heads. It's actually somewhat frightening.
 
Day one.

November 1st- is where Tinkerbell's life with the Hilton's begins; the storyline. This page also gets the reader to realize that Tinkerbell is a foul mouthed dog.

Do not, repeat, do not allow younger children to read this book. As the "S" word is used quite often.

Day 2- the foul mouthed rat dog explains his meals to you. I guess shes gone from poor living to kosher living. Interesting. Day two Tink explains all of her different meal choices Paris provides her with. -Yawn-
 
Now lets move on to Day 3:
 
This is where you start to feel bad for the little dog. This is where Tink explains all of the stupid uncomfortable clothes Paris makes her wear. From the shoes, to pink fuzzy sweaters.

Its also a part in the book where you learn that Paris treats her animals more like fashion accessories, than loving pets.

Skip to Nov 20th- Poor thing is all you can say while reading this. Tinkerbell explains Paris' clothing. From leopard prints to furs. Tink also expresses remorse in how she's afraid that if Paris gets bored with her, she'll turn her into a hat.

November 29th- The use of the "B" word. How delightful!!!
 
December 16th- Paris drags poor Tinkerbell out to a nightclub.

Dec 17th- Yet another nightclub party night with Tink and Paris. The "B" word uses yet again. No surprise there. Most of the cussing though comes from Paris, whom Tink is writing quotes from her about.

Feb 16th- Now the poor dog has jet lag. Paris drags Tinkerbell around like shes some sort of toy doll. You start to really feel bad for Tink now.

Feb 19th- Tinks at yet another party, where she witness Paris bopping about the pool area topless. Paris just making herself look better and better in every page. Hah!
 
March 30th- From the thoughts of Tink- What I would Love- Just a week where I don't have to smell the heiress armpit all day long.
 
April 8th- This is where Paris loses Tink at a runway show. The poor thing runs around in crowds looking for her.

April 23rd- Tinkerbell tells you about the rest of the animals in the Hilton zoo. The use of the "S" word comes up again here as well.

The book in my opinion was a waste of my boyfriends $8. Its filled with nothing amusing, nor interesting, and like I said, why the heiress would allow a release of such garbage is beyond me.

Not only does this book make her look bad, but it also makes people want to contact the animal rights.

But hey, I guess she likes the bad attention. For if there wasn't bad attention, there would be none at all.

I know that lots and lots of little girls look up to the heiress as some sort of icon. So parents beware if your child wants to purchase the Tinkerbell diaries. It's filled with a new cuss word for them to learn on almost every other page, from disgusting parts about dog poo, and pee. There are some very shocking things written within the Tinkerbell Diaries.

I'm just surprised to find so much filth and foul language in a book geared towards young girls.
This book is nothing more than another way for Miss Hilton to rake in another million. Sadly I contributed to her cause.

I would not recommend The Tinkerbell Hilton Diaries: My Life Tailing Paris Hilton to anyone. Not even a Paris fan (which I am). But if you happen to pick it up in the 'free bin' like I said, make sure it's not for a child under 13 or 14.

The cute puppy dog on the cover is deceiving. This book is not meant for younger children.