Saturday, July 26, 2014

Dexatrim Max 2O, Strawberry Kiwi Flavor: Review

Have you ever forced yourself to finish a drink because you knew that it provided you with health benefits, or weight loss? Yet with every sip you are gagging, but your mind keeps saying...

"You can do this... you can finish this. You'll get used to the taste... keep drinking it, keep sipping it... You CAN DO THIS!"
Then you take a sip and you nearly throw up your guts all over the place, because each sip tastes worse than the one before?

This is the experience I had with Dexatrim Max 2o.

Walmart.com sent me 2 free samples of the tablets in the strawberry kiwi flavor. I figured, hey not bad. I liked strawberry kiwi flavored drinks. I'll probably like this one right? Ri-ight...
 
Purpose:
 
They are meant to be placed in water, and come packaged like an Alka seltzer tablet. Yep, the fizzy, nasty, salty stuff that only 10% of the population can actually stomach.

Basically they are meant to help you curb hunger, fight fatigue, and fight metabolism slow down. It sounded pretty good. I figured I'd rather sip on this all day then some high calorie pop.

My Use:
 
I filled an empty water bottle with the recommended amount of water; which is 16.9 ounces. The package recommended I add two of the tablets, I figured I'd see how 1 tasted first though. I don't like things too sweet, or too strong, and I had no clue what to expect from this Dexatrim Max 2o.

I plopped the cherry colored tablet into the water, and watched it fizz like a bath bomb. In about a minute and a half the pellet was fully melted. It did though leave a nasty circular shaped ring of God knows what at the surface.


Grounded vitamins? Herbs?
 
I really didn't know what it was, but it looked like a nasty unappetizing film. I shook the bottle to try and convince myself that it still looked drink worthy (only it did not).

The film settled to the bottom, and I finally popped the cap of my water bottle. First I took a sniff. Dexatrim Max 2o, it didn't smell that bad. In fact it smelled just like a Gatorade would, or a Vitamin Water.

Mmm...
 
I raised up, took a sip and... ehhh, eww... oh God... ugh...gurgle, gurgle... ech.
I swallowed what tasted like chemical water with a berry flavor. It was as if I had just chewed up some vitamin C, spit it into some water, and added a dash of some strawberry flavoring to mask the high flavoring of pure vitamin powder. It actually has a very potent after taste. Powdery, salty, and it was straight up yucky.

I figured the fist sip would get me over the initial shock of the horrendous flavor. So I took another sip. Holy hell, it tasted worse than the first sip.

The third sip I could barely get down without wanting to wretch.

The forth sip actually caused me to tear in the eyes.

I could not imagine how horrible this stuff would of been had I added the second recommended tablet.
Will It Help You Loose Weight? 


Likely. You'll be vomiting everywhere.

Recommended?
 
NO!

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