I was by no means in a huge rush to buy Carnival Games, one of the
Nintendo Wii's most recent games that hit shelves at game stores nation
wide.
The reason wasn't because I thought it sucked; in fact I thought the
whole concept looked pretty frigging cool. I thought though that it
would be some sort of Sim game where I could run and build the carnival;
sort of like Sim Theme Park. The reason I left it alone at first was
it's price. I knew games less than $49.99 meant they were bad.
However when I learned that Carnival Sims was nothing more than a
bunch of mini games thrown into it, I passed for the time being. I
figured the game play would be too similar to Wii Play, which sucked
royally.
Seeing how I have Blockbuster Online, I get a new coupon to print up
every month for a free game rental. On a recent visit there was nothing
that really stood out as worth wild, so I went with Carnival Games. It
was either that or that stupid Ratatouille game.
I knew something was amiss, because usually when a new title is
released Blockbuster does not have it in stock this fast. It usually
takes 2 months after the release for me to get hold of it. Yet here is
was Carnival Games.
The Game:
I was not surprised when my intuition proved to be right. I made
rounds through all 25 mini games, and honestly not a single one stood
out to me. Basically there is no re-play value. Even when played with a
group of friends, the games get boring really fast.
Mini games include testing your strength, a mini game where you have
to pound down the wii mote in a fast and furious way. If you hit the
poles bell you are strong, if not your a weakling. This particular mini
game was fun for about 2 minutes; or until we figured out how to cheat
the system.
Other mini games include water in the target, which is harder to do in the game than it is to do in real life.
Milk can toss is another mini game that looses its cool in 0.3 seconds
(knock the milk bottle over with the baseball....remember!?), it wasn't
a fun game in real life, so why they brought it to the Wii is beyond
me.
Lucky cups is another game that the developers threw in just for the
hell of it, and the mini game hoops is one particular game where to
controls work for crap.
Basically you go around this carnival type environment trying to win prizes, upgrade prizes...and.... yeah... that's it. There really is no other point to the game, and that's sort of what makes it boring (besides the lame-o-game-o's).
Controls:
Now just when I thought they couldn't make this game suck any more
than it already sucks, they go and throw in choppy controls. For some
unknown paranormal reason my controls will go out of whack for no
apparent reason. The controls will also pause or lock up for a few
seconds for no reason; and NO... I do not need new batteries, and no I
was not throwing the control out of the sensors range. The game is
jittery.
Overall:
Like Wii Play Carnival Games is a fast action paced game, with very little to no replay value.
It truly is a shame that Wii releases games as terrible as this. It
really puts gamers down, and ensures that any new release of mini game
titles will not be popular. For me, these non-stop titles that include
nothing but mini games are ruining the Wii's reputation. It's pretty
pathetic that when Nintendo releases a great game, they copy that game
to death. Just look at Mario Party; this was the paving stone to this
idiotic mini game titles like this.
Animal Crossing? Hah, look at My Sims, another suck-o-licious knock off of the original.
Pricing:
This pile of Carni junk can be found at any local game store for
$39.99. When games are priced in this range Wii gamers already know the
game sucks...but did they have to make it suck this bad?
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